First Dibs
Let me be the first to throw this out there…
If even a single flake, nay, atomic particle of snow ends up on my front lawn this winter I am personally holding President Bush, the Republican Party, and FEMA wholly responsible. I am also pointing fingers at the US military for not stopping the snow fall and President Bush once again for getting us into the war in Iraq, which is keeping our troops in a far off land murdering innocent freedom-fighters when they should be preventing natural disasters here at home.
Snow is racist! Its white isn’t it…and it only sticks to black people…racist precipitation…
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(*note - this was all said in jest and with heavy sarcasm. if anyone from The city college of ny is offended by any of my statements, please line up in a single-file line and kiss my big….well you know where i’m going….)