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August 23, 2005

Quick Thought

Filed under: News and Views — Pat @ 11:23 pm

Ponder this:

Its all right Muslim leaders to call their followers to jihad and instruct them to slay the infidel, but it is apparently not all right for a Christian to suggest that the US assassinate one of the top five people in the world that should have been assassinated years ago (Hugo Chavez)?

Personally I think Robert Mugabe is a better first choice if we are going to start steathily removing dictators and despots from the Earth, but I will shed no tears if Hugo Chavez happened to be mysteriously absent from his next keynote address at the Venezuela Young Marxist Convention.

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August 20, 2005

10 Weeks

Filed under: News and Views — Pat @ 1:32 pm

It’s been ten weeks since I made my entrance into the “real world” of finance. I guess I had no expectations (other then working long hours) so I went in with an open mind.

First off, working on a trading floor is most definitely exciting. Its never quiet, there’s always this hum of activity (especially as it gets closer to the close of the market) and salespeople and traders are constantly yelling quotes and orders across the floor at each other. The group I am with (the Middle Office) is basically a buffer between the traders and the back office (where the order processing gets done). We handle risk, profit and loss, booking trades, keeping the risk models updated, and assisting the traders. I have done projects ranging from building Excel spreadsheets to update themselves with P/L figures (with macros) to PowerPoint presentations on ETFs for the traders to give. I run reports for our senior managers pre and post market and help out the credit derivatives group in approving credit default swap (think protection for bondholders against the company issuing bond from losing money if the company goes bankrupt) confirms (the actual trade documents between the counterparties).

In ten weeks I have learned more then in the past semester of college - and I actually thought I learned a lot last semester! I am learning things on a daily basis (today was the elusive var swap) and can’t wait to take Options and Futures and Adv. Financial Analysis because I will be so far ahead.

In ten weeks I have also learned some non-work things. First off, I do not want to go right into law school and business school after graduating this year (my original plan), I want to work for a couple of years and then go back to school. The thought of spending another four years in academia really does not appeal to me right now. Plus, I really need to make some money and set myself up to be able to live for four years without working (when I go back to school). I also learned that I do not want to be a trader. Maybe it’s because I am inherently a risk adverse person, but I just do not want to go through that area of finance. I like where I’m working now, but I know that the end goal of working on the trading floor is to become a trader so I might be in the wrong place if I was working there full time/for real.

So here I am, ten weeks later. I will be continuing to work where I am now part time during the school year and will be moving somewhere into Manhattan to be closer to school and work. Recruiting for the analyst programs (post-undergrad at my firm) that I want to apply for start in September, and if I get accepted and get an offer, I could potentially be set-up for the next two-three years of my life by December. That would definitely make a happy Pat.

Cheers to ten weeks gone and the future ahead.

-pat

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August 19, 2005

Apologies

Filed under: Site Updates — Claudio @ 1:30 pm

Haven’t posted much. Crazy last week in Budapest. Arrived back in NYC on Wednesday. Been catching up and fighting jet lag since. Attending the T(v)RWC reunion yesterday as Pat and I got BBQ at Virgil’s. Will be locked in my office at school working on law school apps from Monday on. Expect much of the same until post-LSAT (October 1). Love y’all.

Claudio

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August 17, 2005

Lack of coverage

Filed under: News and Views — Pat @ 9:19 pm

Where is the mainstream media’s coverage of this side of Cindy Sheehan? The following is a transcript of her comments at a rally in support of terrorist-defender/aider-and-abettor (and CUNY Law School Lawyer of the Year!!) Lynne Stewart:

First, I want to give my little story about Lynne. Of course, you all have read To Kill a Mockingbird. Lynne is my human Atticus Finch. He did what he knew was right, but wasn’t popular. And that’s what Lynne is doing. {applause}

We are not waging a war on terror in this country. We’re waging a war of terror. The biggest terrorist in the world is George W. Bush. {applause}

How many more people are we going to let him kill before we stop him? I’m going to talk about free speech and recruitment. Do you know that it costs $66,000 to recruit one recruit? That’s continuing all of their – you know, the recruiter’s salary, the recruiter’s bonus, the place that they rent to recruit and things like that. All the perks they get and everything. That’s not even training the recruit. It costs our government about $6,000 a year on each child in California. $46,000 a year to house a prisoner in our state. Our priorities are seriously screwed up, as I mentioned.

I really want to thank you guys for doing this, especially the young people. It gives me so much hope to know that there’s young people who care more about who’s our next American Idol – less about that. You guys care more about people being killed. There’s too many that care more about the next American Idol. Too many people in our country that don’t even really know we have a war going on. You know, they never have to think of the war, and I’ll never, ever forget this war. I can never forget it, even when I’m sleeping {tears} I know that we’re in a war and I know that George Bush and his band of neo-cons and their neo-con agenda killed my son. And I’ll never, ever, ever forget.

I take responsibility partly for my son’s death, too. I was raised in a country by a public school system that taught us that America was good, that America was just. America has been killing people, like my sister over here says, since we first stepped on this continent, we have been responsible for death and destruction. I passed on that bullshit to my son and my son enlisted. I’m going all over the country telling moms: “This country is not worth dying for. If we’re attacked, we would all go out. We’d all take whatever we had. I’d take my rolling pin and I’d beat the attackers over the head with it. But we were not attacked by Iraq. {applause} We might not even have been attacked by Osama bin Laden if {applause}. 9/11 was their Pearl Harbor to get their neo-con agenda through and, if I would have known that before my son was killed, I would have taken him to Canada. I would never have let him go and try and defend this morally repugnant system we have. The people are good, the system is morally repugnant. {applause}

Please – teach your babies, teach your babies better than I taught my babies. When Congress gave George Bush the right to go to war, they abrogated their constitutional responsibilities and they basically made our constitution null and void. We have no checks and balances in this country. We have no recourse. If they’re going to what they did to Lynne, they don’t have backs they call names, what we need to be is, we the people, we’re their checks and balances. We’re the only checks and balances. We have to stand up and say, Not only is this our school, this is our country. We want our country back and, if we have to impeach everybody from George Bush down to the person who picks up dog shit in Washington, we will impeach all those people. Our country needs to {unintelligible} we need to start over again.

I just want to say that you students, Students Against War, you have all my support and all my organization’s support. I told Kristen if you have any actions and you need a ringleader, that I only live about an hour away. I’ll be here. If I can sleep on somebody’s floor, we can have this, we can camp out, do whatever we need.

And I just want to way to George Bush and I want to say to the people who are here, that are still sheep {unintelligible} and following him blindly: if George Bush believes his rhetoric and his bullshit, that this is a war for freedom and democracy, that he is spreading freedom and democracy, does he think every person he kills makes Iraq more free? It doesn’t make us more free. It damages our humanity. The whole world is damaged. Our humanity is damaged. If he thinks that it’s so important for Iraq to have a U.S.-imposed sense of freedom and democracy, then he needs to sign up his two little party-animal girls. They need to go this war. They need to fight because a just war, the definition of a just war, and maybe you people here who still think this is a just war, the definition of a just war is one that you would send your own children to die in. That you would go die in yourself. And you aren’t willing to send your own children, or if you’re not willing to go die yourself, then you bring there rest of our kids home now. It is despicable what they’re doing. {applause}

What they’re saying, too, is like, it’s okay for Israel to have nuclear weapons. But Iran or Syria better not get nuclear weapons. It’s okay for the United States to have nuclear weapons. It’s okay for the countries that we say it’s okay for. We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now. It’s okay for them to have them, but Iran or Syria can’t have them. It’s okay for Israel to occupy Palestine, but it’s – yeah – and it’s okay for Iraq to occupy – I mean, for the United States to occupy Iraq, but it’s not okay for Syria to be in Lebanon. They’re a bunch of fucking hypocrites! And we need to, we just need to rise up. We need a revolution and make it be peaceful and make it be loving and let’s just show them all the love we have for humanity because we want to stop the inhumane slaughter.

{wild applause}

Emphasis is all my own.

Nice. She’s definitely not trying to capitalize on the tragic death of her son or anything like that. As heartless as it may seem, I really have absolutely no sympathy for Sheehan after reading that. I just do not buy into all of that “support the troops, protest the war” nonsense. This woman is a walking propaganda tool for the Left and If someone calls her the anti-war “everywoman” again I am going to vomit. Didn’t her son make his own choice to serve into the military? Did she force him into it? I have sympathy for her son’s other family members (father, sister, etc) but after reading that prime example of conspiracy theory luancy above, I have lost any that I had left for her. Sorry.

-Pat

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August 16, 2005

Hello again

Filed under: News and Views — Pat @ 11:26 pm

So its been awhile.

I mean I try to post something and it either turns into a profanity-fueled rant, or something completely meaningless that I don’t feel is right to be read by other people.

Maybe I’m too tired. Yeah, that’s probably it.

This is apparently the time when interns leave their temporary summer occupations and head back to their places of educational enlightenment. Everyone, apparently, but me. I will most likely be working at my current place of supposedly-temporary employment part-time during the school year. While the thought of waking up at 5:00AM every weekday to get to work by 7 sounds exciting and fun, I would really prefer not too. That’s why I am currently looking for an apartment in Manhattan and some roommates to go along with it. I want to spend no more then $600 on my share of rent, and it would preferably be near Midtown East, but I would settle for near school (138th and Convent) also.

It’s bedtime. I should really start posting again….

-pat

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August 12, 2005

Star Spangled Ice Cream

Filed under: News and Views, Business, Conservatism, Iraq, Pop Culture 101, The Party — Claudio @ 5:41 am

The greatest ice cream in the world. Just check out the flavors of new Star Spangled Ice Cream:

Gun Nut
Smaller GovernMINT
I Hate the French Vanilla
Nutty Environmentalist
Iraqi Road
Air Force Plane Vanilla
Navy BattleCHIP
Fightin’ Marine Tough Cookies n’ Cream
G.I. Love Chocolate
Ara-Fat Free
Candy McCain
Cherry Falwell
Choc & Awe
Donald Rum Raisin
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Iraq The Vote
Orange Alert Sherbet
RUSHmallow
School Prayerleens & Crème
Al Gore Fundraiser Coffee
Bill Clinton Im-Peach
Jimmy Carter Peanut Malaise
John Kerry Ketchup Dough

Plus, part of the proceeds go to the troops. Drop that Ben N’ Jerry’s hippie!

Claudio

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Prayers for Cammie

Filed under: News and Views, New York City, Pop Culture 101 — Claudio @ 5:23 am

Any of you Mets fans who saw Carlos Beltran and Mike Cameron collide face-first in midair last night are urged to keep both in your prayers.

We here at The (vast) Right Wing Conspiracy are praying for a speedy and full recovery for both players. It really showed some heart and competitive edge to put themselves all the way out there for that liner, and simply highlights the passion and commitment of both players.

Ya Gotta Believe!

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August 11, 2005

Gaza Withdrawal

Filed under: News and Views, Syria, Terrorism, War on Terrorism — Thomas @ 1:53 pm

Hello,

Lets get to the point: Could Gaza become an Al-Qaeda stronghold? Yes And the once small Israel will now become even smaller. They gave up Sinai, Lebannon and now Gaza but the Palestinians will never be content until the day the Jews are pushed into the sea. They rage their rascist war against the Jews who have done nothing but try to settle into lands stolen from them. The Jews owned that land before the Romans, before Alexander and before the Persians. And when they lost it they always fought to get it back. Now over a millenia after the crusades they still fight for their land.

Here is a little history lesson for all you Anti-Semitic Liberals. Following WWII, the British withdrew from their control of Palestine, and the UN partitioned the area into Arab and Jewish states, an arrangement rejected by the Arabs. Notice it was the Arabs who wouldn’t share. Subsequently, the Israelis beat the Arabs down in a series of wars without ending the deep tensions between the two sides. The territories occupied by Israel since the war of 1967 are not included in the Israel country profile, unless otherwise noted. On the 25th of April 1982, Israel withdrew from the Sinai territory after the 1979 Israel-Egypt Peace Treaty. Israel and Palestinian officials signed on the 13th of September 1993 the Oslo accords creating an interim period of Palestinian self-rule. Outstanding territorial and other disputes with Jordan were resolved on the 26th of October 1994 Israel-Jordan Treaty of Peace. In addition, on the 25th of May 2000, Israel withdrew unilaterally from southern Lebanon, which it had occupied since 1982. This gave the Islamo Fascists the leverage to start persecuting Lebanese Christians.

In keeping with the framework established at the Madrid Conference in October 1991, bilateral negotiations were conducted between Israel and Palestinian representatives and Syria to achieve a permanent settlement. On the 24th of June 2002, US President George W. Bush laid out a “road map” for resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, which envisions a two-state solution. However, progress toward a permanent status agreement has been undermined by Palestinian-Israeli violence ongoing since September 2000. The conflict may have reached a turning point with the election in January 2005 of Mahmud Abbas as the new Palestinian leader following the November 2004 death of Yasir Arafat.

So could Gaza become an Al-Qaeda stronghold? You’re Damn Right! They would call it Hamastan; an area controlled by Hamas, the Arab version of the KKK. White garbs, hoods, the whole nine yards.


Gaza will be transformed into a base for Islamic terrorism adjacent to the coast of the State of Israel.” -Benjamin Netanyahu

“We plan to eliminate the state of Israel and establish a purely Palestinian state. We will make life unbearable for Jews by psychological warfare and population explosion. We Palestinians will take over everything, including all of Jerusalem.” -Yasser Arafat

Proud American
Proud Republican

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OPEN THREAD: What’s your dream matchup?

Filed under: Conservatism, Democracy, Election ***2008***, The Party — Claudio @ 10:22 am

Slow news day –> Open Thread. What is your dream ticket for the 2008 Presidential Election?

Give me Condi Rice-Jeb Bush ‘08!

Claudio

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August 10, 2005

Thomas is Back

Filed under: News and Views, Site Updates — Claudio @ 4:47 am

Thomas is back blogging with us here at The (vast) Right Wing Conspiracy.

Read him and weep. Welcome back, bro!

Claudio

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