Family Guy
Finally Fox has blessed us with the fourth season of Family Guy.
Too bad it isn’t the Family Guy I love.
The episode, although hilarious, was entirely too political, and its political humor was entirely too one-sided. Aside from Peter going on a crusade against Mel Gibson, dissing Jesus, and the show parodying priests, they ruined Brian forever by uncharacteristically having him read Michael Moore’s, “Dude, Who Stole My Country?”
Hopefully this is a fluke, and the next new episode (next Sunday at 9pm ET) will see a return to the roots. Until then, here are some of the more tolerable and hilarious quotes from Sunday night’s episode:
Stewie: [spanking Chris] And what do you tell the teachers about the bruises if they ask?
Chris: I WAS HIT BY A BASEBALL!! *cries*
Brian: This whole thing has turned his world upside down…face.
Stewie: *Glares at Brian in priceless form*
Lois: Oh my god there is a prostitute on the mattress!
Peter: Stand perfectly still - they’re vision is based on motion…
Prostitute: Hey, where’d you go!?
Peter: Well let us remember, everyone who is against the war is gay!
Politicians (Republicans): I’m not against the war!
Dick Cheney: I was the first one not against the war!
Ah, the gems.
Claudio