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August 12, 2005

Star Spangled Ice Cream

Filed under: News and Views, Business, Conservatism, Iraq, Pop Culture 101, The Party — Claudio @ 5:41 am

The greatest ice cream in the world. Just check out the flavors of new Star Spangled Ice Cream:

Gun Nut
Smaller GovernMINT
I Hate the French Vanilla
Nutty Environmentalist
Iraqi Road
Air Force Plane Vanilla
Navy BattleCHIP
Fightin’ Marine Tough Cookies n’ Cream
G.I. Love Chocolate
Ara-Fat Free
Candy McCain
Cherry Falwell
Choc & Awe
Donald Rum Raisin
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Iraq The Vote
Orange Alert Sherbet
RUSHmallow
School Prayerleens & Crème
Al Gore Fundraiser Coffee
Bill Clinton Im-Peach
Jimmy Carter Peanut Malaise
John Kerry Ketchup Dough

Plus, part of the proceeds go to the troops. Drop that Ben N’ Jerry’s hippie!

Claudio

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August 4, 2005

Letter to the Editor

Filed under: News and Views, Conservatism, Iraq, Democracy, Terrorism, Rants, War on Terrorism — Claudio @ 6:25 am

Here is a more concise version of the below post that I just sent to the New York Times Editorial page.

To the Editor:

Re: “Two Prosecutors Faulted Trials for Detainees” (news article, Aug. 1):

As a conservative Republican college student, I tend to be more zealous in my support of the war on terror than my peers.

However, I recently spent a week in Liberty, Missouri for the 2005 Truman Scholars Leadership Week. This week is held every year for winners of the Harry S. Truman Scholarship. Annually at TSLW there is a cohort of Senior Scholars: Truman Scholars from previous years who attend to support the new scholars. One of this year’s senior scholars was Major John Carr.

I had an opportunity to speak with Major Carr about his passion and commitment to justice. My impressions from my discussions with him were clear — Major Carr is a very humble, brilliant, inspirational and passionate defender of justice. If he says that something is wrong with our military tribunals, then I believe him.

This issue concerns the very core of our nation’s character. John Adams once called his legal defense of the British soldiers accused of murdering Americans in the Boston Massacre, “one of the most gallant, generous, manly, and disinterested actions of my whole life, and one of the best pieces of service I ever rendered my country.”

Major Carr’s actions are such actions. I would like to personally thank Major Carr for his service to this country.

C. Claudio Simpkins, 2005 Harry S. Truman Scholar, The City College of New York. (646) 296-6523.

Claudio

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Major Allegations from Major Carr

Filed under: News and Views, Conservatism, Iraq, Democracy, Terrorism, Rants, War on Terrorism — Claudio @ 5:41 am

Today I get an email bringing my attention to a recent NYT article on some shady business going on with the military tribunals being held for suspected terrorists. Okay, we’ve all heard this story before: detainees are being tortured, and military tribunals don’t give a fair trial, right? I’ve never been one to give much gravity to these allegations because of the propensity of actual terrorists to cry “torture!” whenever they are caught by infidels. However, this particular case, highlighted by NYT and first reported by the WSJ is of particular interest to me.

The Times recently reported,

WASHINGTON, July 31 - As the Pentagon was making its final preparations to begin war crimes trials against four detainees at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, two senior prosecutors complained in confidential messages last year that the trial system had been secretly arranged to improve the chance of conviction and to deprive defendants of material that could prove their innocence.

[…]

Among the striking statements in the prosecutors’ messages was an assertion by one that the chief prosecutor had told his subordinates that the members of the military commission that would try the first four defendants would be “handpicked” to ensure that all would be convicted.

The same officer, Capt. John Carr of the Air Force, also said in his message that he had been told that any exculpatory evidence - information that could help the detainees mount a defense in their cases - would probably exist only in the 10 percent of documents being withheld by the Central Intelligence Agency for security reasons.

Okay, like I said, we’ve been here before. But in this case, I actually believe the allegations. Why, you say? Because I’ve met, talked to, and spent a week with (now) Major John Carr and I believe that he is a man of utmost integrity and honesty.

A month or two back I spent a week in Liberty, Missouri with 74 of the brightest young people I’ve ever met. We were all there for the 2005 Truman Scholars Leadership Week. This week is held every year for the year’s 75 recipients of the nationally-prestigious Harry S. Truman Scholarship (yes, I got lucky). Annually at TSLW there is a cohort of “senior scholars.” These admirable scholars are Truman Scholars from previous years who have come to share their wisdom and experience with the new scholars, helping us all find our ways to public service.

One of this year’s senior scholars was Major John Carr.

I had an opportunity to sit down and speak with him about his job, his education, his politics, and his passion and commitment to justice. A graduate of both the Harvard Law School and the Kennedy School of Government, Major Carr has been with the Air Force JAG Corps for a while now, working on sensitive issues such as terrorism and national security in the Office of Military Commissions.

My impressions from sitting down and talking to him — the guy is a very humble, brilliant, and passionate defender of justice and other American ideals, and if he says that something is awry, then I believe him.

As an American — even more to the point — as a New Yorker who looked out of the window of the fourth floor of my high school on September 11, 2001 and saw the Twin Towers (where my father had worked for years) in flames, part of me wants to say, “Whatever. If they don’t get a fair trial, tough beans. The 3,000+ Americans killed that day had no trials.”

But then there is the aspiring lawyer in me and the conscientious American in me that is forced to note that if these allegations are true, then we are a long way from where we need to be as a beacon of all those virtues that make us different from the ignorantly primal Islamofascists who would kill us all. Certainly justice trumps random retribution. We should not allow our anger, zeal, or even hatred (yes, I hate terrorist murderers with all my being) to blind us to who we are.

This isn’t a Republican or Democrat thing; this goes beyond politics. IT’S ABOUT DOING THE RIGHT THING. One of the greatest — if not the greatest — conservative minds America ever produced was that of the second President of the United States of America, John Adams. John Adams was a man of principle, as all conservatives should be. He, at times, is my model of a man.

Here is a story to remind us all that the best way to defeat terrorists is to maintain a truly American America:

John Adams, in his old age, called his defense of British soldiers in 1770 “one of the most gallant, generous, manly, and disinterested actions of my whole life, and one of the best pieces of service I ever rendered my country.” That’s quite a statement, coming as it does from perhaps the most underappreciated great man in American history.

The day after British soldiers mortally wounded five Americans on a cobbled square in Boston, thirty-four-year-old Adams was visted in his office near the stairs of the Town Office by a Boston merchant , James Forest. “With tears streaming from his eyes” (according to the recollection of Adams), Forest asked Adams to defend the soldiers and their captain, Thomas Preston. Adams understood that taking the case would not only subject him to criticism, but might jeopardize his legal practice or even risk the safety of himself and his family. But Adams believed deeply that every person deserved a defense, and he took on the case without hesitation. For his efforts, he would receive the modest sum of eighteen guineas.

The Preston case came to trial in the Queen Street courthouse in October. Adams, and his young assistant, Josiah Quincy, defended Preston against a prosecution team comprised of Josiah’s brother Samuel and Robert Paine. Adams succeeded in casting grave doubt as to whether Preston ever gave orders to shoot, and the Boston jury acquitted the captain.

More detailed records exist for the Soldiers’ trial, which commenced on
December 3. Adams presented evidence that blame for the tragedy lay both with the “mob” that gathered that March night and with England’s highly unpopular policy of quartering troops in a city. Adams told the jury: “Soldiers quartered in a populous town will always occasion two mobs where they prevent one.” He argued that the soldier who fired first acted only as one might expect anyone to act in such confused and potentially life-threatening conditions. “Do you expect that he should act like a stoic philosopher, lost in apathy?”, Adams asked the jury. “Facts are stubborn things,” he concluded, “and whatever may be our inclinations, or the dictums of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”

The jury acquitted six of the eight soldiers, while two (Montgomery and Killroy) were convicted of manslaughter and branded on their thumbs.

Initial reaction to Adams role in the case was hostile. His law practice dropped by over half. In the long run, however, the courageous actions of Adams only enhanced his growing reputation.

Adams would, of course, go on to lead a long and exemplary life that is chronicled in David McCullough’s sympathetic new biography, John Adams. He would play a pivotal role in the Revolution, serve as George Washington’s vice-president, and then become the nation’s second president. As president, Adams appointed the great John Marshall as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He also most likely saved the Union, through his careful steering of a neutral course as war broke out between England and France. In the end, however, historian Sean Wilentz is probably accurate in his description of Adams as “a courageous and good man who fell out of touch with the country that he loved and that he served so diligently and often so well.” Adams saw the goal of government as a counterbalancing of classes and never really seemed to understand that the Revolution had replaced his ancient notion with a new one based on popular sovereignty.

Adams died in Quincy, Massachusetts on the fiftieth anniversary of American independence, July 4, 1826.

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. — John Adams, in defense of British soldiers.

Claudio

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July 18, 2005

Quote of the Day

Filed under: Iraq, Terrorism, War on Terrorism — Claudio @ 7:48 am

Again, on fire as always, the post/quote of the day goes to Ace of Spades HQ. Regarding Islamofacists, he types,

A large part of this insanity is fueled by pathological chauvanism and pan-national cultural jingoism… but not on our side, on theirs. They really do believe they are fated to be the inheritors of the earth, and the fact that the US sits as the 400 pound gorilla in the room that won’t give up the banana drives them nuts. They’re supposed to be the Masters of the Universe; how can it be that infidels seem to be in that position?

Sucks for them.

Claudio

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July 11, 2005

How to Defeat Terrorism by Spanish PM Zapatero

Filed under: News and Views, Iraq, Syria, Terrorism, Rants, War on Terrorism — Claudio @ 7:24 am

Spanish PM Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero (yes, let-us-pull-out-of-Iraq-and-give-the-terrorist-what-they-want Zapatero) has penned a “how-to” guide in light of the London terrorist attacks. Always open to consider an argument on the merits, I thought we here at T(v)RWC should give Zapatero’s strategy an open-minded reading.

Zapatero writes that the first step to defeating terrorists is: trying to understand them.

We must begin by making an effort to comprehend the conditions that facilitate the spread of fanaticism and support for terror. We cannot ignore conflicts that have become entrenched or the enormous economic, political and social divides in many societies, which occasionally serve as false pretexts for terrorist violence. It is unrealistic to aspire to peace and stability in a sea of universal injustice.

Sounds great! Maybe we should have one big pow-wow in which we invite the terrorist leaders to an Outward Bound activity in the woods. We can have heart-to-hearts around the campfire.

The next step in Zapatero’s brilliant strategy? Talk about it at the United Nations.

The appropriate forum to consolidate the political consensus against terrorism has to be the United Nations. The organisation must be given the means – including a legal framework and the operational tools – to lead the international fight against terrorism, enabling it to be waged more effectively.

Exactly! Because if we would just talk through our problems, and say, take advice on how to conduct this war on terror from somebody morally justified — such as, Cuba, for example, we would be on the right track! I mean, it isn’t like we’ve tried to deal with terrorism before at the United Nations and found out that we couldn’t even agree on a friggin’ DEFINITION!

The third step in Zapatero’s fail-safe strat is to sign a treaty!

On the legislative front, the adoption of a global convention against terrorism cannot wait any longer. On the operational level, we must reinforce mechanisms for co-operation among police forces, courts and intelligence services, in order to prevent new strikes and to isolate and close down terrorist organisations, as well as all those who support, fund and justify them.

Yes. Because it isn’t already illegal to conduct terrorist acts, we should have every country in a world sign a document that essentially says, “terrorism is bad!” We’ll all go and “re-affirm” our commitment to defeating this scourge, just like Chirac has recently done (and then we’ll all go home and do absolutely nothing, just like…well, Chirac has recently done).

Next, we will convince terrorists that terrorism is bad.

The fight against terrorism is also a battle for people’s minds. We must work to spread the belief that nothing can justify terrorism. No idea, no matter how legitimate it may be or may appear to be, can serve as an alibi for murder. Which is why, as a phenomenon, it is not the exclusive preserve of any one civilisation, culture or religion. For this very reason, at the UN general assembly I proposed an alliance of civilisations, based on conviction, understanding and respect for others. If we do not manage to embed in all nations the belief that tolerance is indispensable, our battle will be made all the more difficult.

Yes, yes. We will get all of Western Civilization to come together and proclaim loud and clear to the terrorist world, “You can kill us, but we will kill you with our love!” Kill ‘em with kindness.

Finally, Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero recommends that we all come together…especially Europe. In a world were terrorists need global cover in order to operate, the best thing we can do is…INTEGRATE FURTHER!

This global effort must, naturally, be complemented by regional and bilateral co-operation. In the case of Europe, it has become clear that, in view of the terrorist threat we all suffer, the European Union must offer much deeper integration: real-time interconnection of intelligence services, joint investigation teams, immediate handover of those charged with crimes, immediate enforcement throughout the Union of rulings of courts in a member state and decisive action to control the financial flows that feed terrorism. The EU must become without delay a single security area, leaving no loopholes for terrorists. We must do away with ring-fenced judicial and policing systems that criminals continue to exploit for their ends.

I mean, we could go to the countries that are producing terrorists (Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq) and deal with the problem here, but I agree that the much better idea is to sit on our behinds, wait for the next attack, and just make sure that we are really integrated and prepared to deal with the criminal investigation in the aftermath.

Right.

I like this Zapatero guy. He has all the right ideas.

Claudio

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Iraq-Al Qaeda Connection

Filed under: News and Views, Iraq, Terrorism, War on Terrorism — Claudio @ 6:22 am

Finally, solid and comprehensive proof of the connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda. Read it here, and (if you are a liberal bent on denying the link) weep. (Hat Tip: Ace of Spades HQ).

From information gleaned through interrogations at Guantanamo Bay (if ever there were a case for keeping this place open…), military investigators have confirmed the tale of one terrorist, similar to those of so many others:

There could hardly be a clearer case–of the ongoing revelations and the ongoing denial–than in the 13 points below, reproduced verbatim from a “Summary of Evidence” prepared by the U.S. government in November 2004. This unclassified document was released by the Pentagon in late March 2005. It details the case for designating an Iraqi member of al Qaeda, currently detained in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, as an “enemy combatant.”

1. From 1987 to 1989, the detainee served as an infantryman in the Iraqi Army and received training on the mortar and rocket propelled grenades.
2. A Taliban recruiter in Baghdad convinced the detainee to travel to Afghanistan to join the Taliban in 1994.
3. The detainee admitted he was a member of the Taliban.
4. The detainee pledged allegiance to the supreme leader of the Taliban to help them take over all of Afghanistan.
5. The Taliban issued the detainee a Kalishnikov rifle in November 2000.
6. The detainee worked in a Taliban ammo and arms storage arsenal in Mazar-Es-Sharif organizing weapons and ammunition.
7. The detainee willingly associated with al Qaida members.
8. The detainee was a member of al Qaida.
9. An assistant to Usama Bin Ladin paid the detainee on three separate occasions between 1995 and 1997.
10. The detainee stayed at the al Farouq camp in Darwanta, Afghanistan, where he received 1,000 Rupees to continue his travels.
11. From 1997 to 1998, the detainee acted as a trusted agent for Usama Bin Ladin, executing three separate reconnaissance missions for the al Qaeda leader in Oman, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
12. In August 1998, the detainee traveled to Pakistan with a member of Iraqi Intelligence for the purpose of blowing up the Pakistan, United States and British embassies with chemical mortars.
13. Detainee was arrested by Pakistani authorities in Khudzar, Pakistan, in July 2002. [Emphasis mine.]

Need I type more? Please go read the Weekly Standard article. It is ridiculously comprehensive, detailed, and damning.

Claudio

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June 16, 2005

Freedom of Speech

Filed under: News and Views, Iraq, War on Terrorism — Pat @ 10:20 pm

Guess which one of these excerpts I agree with:

Number 1:

“If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime — Pol Pot or others — that had no concern for human beings,” Durbin said.

Number 2:

“…brings me to my point. I thought about it before I got over here, and feel even stronger about it now that it may be my reality. God forbid, if something happens to me over here, I do not want to be used by the likes of Phil Hansen in Seattle, Michael Moore, Gary Trudeau, or Ted Koppel, to make their political points against the war, the President, and finally the country, all the while saying “they support the troops”. I have no doubt in my mind that Michael Moore would rather hear a report that 600 soldiers were killed last month in Iraq rather than 60 — but he “supports the troops”. Anyway, are you aware of any list that is around that soldiers could put their name on so that if something happened, while understanding our families couldn’t stop it, that these despicable phonies would be asked not to use our deaths to further their agenda that runs completely counter to why I volunteered to be where I am and counter to the real desires of 99 percent of the Iraqi people?

I have a wife and a four year old son. Truly my biggest concern is how selfish I have been to leave him for a year, and possibly allowing him to grow up never truly knowing his father. I have discussed this with my wife, I don’t want him ever to believe that he or his father were victims of his country, which I love even more after being away from it again.”

Now that’s a tough one.

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June 10, 2005

Rangel on Iraq

Filed under: News and Views, Iraq, Terrorism, War on Terrorism — Claudio @ 6:45 am

I am saying that people’s silence when they know terrible things are happening is the same thing as the Holocaust, where everyone would have me believe that no one knew those Jews were killed over there.

So, you support the war against a tyrant who killed hundreds of thousands of his own people and placed them in mass graves?

Claudio

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June 6, 2005

Metrosexuals to the Rescue!

Filed under: News and Views, Iraq, Iran, Pop Culture 101, Rants — Claudio @ 8:04 am

Having researched, written, and even defended my position on public diplomacy well enough to merit a decent scholarship for it, I would like to think I have a small understanding of how to go about winning the hearts and minds of young Middle Easterners.

Telling them that real American men are metrosexuals is not the way to do that.

Turns out, though, that the State Department thinks that the strategy has some sort of merit. The Middle Eastern glossy mag, “Hi” has featured an article on the topic recently.

Mona Charen found the whole notion ridiculous, and hits the nail on the head when she writes:

First things first. Is this what the U.S. State Department thinks America is really like? How many men, outside a tiny subset in major cities, are the primping, feminized “metrosexuals” the article lauds? Not many. You cannot enhance understanding between one people and another by presenting a false version of one side.

This is one of the best examples of my beef with the current “shared values” fuzzy feeling approach to public diplomacy. IT SUCKS. Young Arab males are strapping on bombs for suicide missions and we’re instead encouraging them to go get a facial.

What are we thinking!?

What the State Department needs to do is revive a policy-based public diplomacy founded on dialogue rather than the ditzy trappings of state-sponsored tabloids.

At this crucial moment, there must be a four-fold approach to American public diplomacz in the Middle East. We need to:

1. Flood the region with foreign service officers. Make a database of former exchange program participants to serve as a pool of potential recruits.

2. Force them to learn the language. Make all kinds of promotions and incentives conditional upon the mastery of a regional language. Incentivize public speaking, television, and radio appearances.

3. Talk about the issues! Dramatically increase speaking tours which will focus on the big issues of the day: Iraq, Lebanon-Syria, Iran, Israel-Palestine. Stop talking about metrosexuals and what color lipstick works best for olive-skinned young Middle Eastern girls.

4. Fund more American schools. These things should be popping up faster than McDonalds. At the point at which young Middle Easterners are being indoctrinated to hate the United States, one would suspect we would do more than just sit around and watch as the next generation of Middle Eastern leaders learn to hate us. In the words of one Middle Easterner, “If the United States does not define itself, the terrorists will gladly do it for them” (paraphrased, Brookings Institution report).

Moisturize!?

Claudio

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May 25, 2005

Don’t Leave Home Without It

Filed under: News and Views, Economics, Iraq — Pat @ 5:46 pm

How do you know a country is getting to be fiscally and financially stable? Look no further:

The Trade Bank of Iraq on Tuesday issued the country’s first credit and debit cards, from Visa International Inc., at a ceremony in Baghdad.

Visa cards were given to cabinet ministers, government officials and financial professionals, the bank said. Bank Chairman Hussein al-Uzri presented the first card to Adel Abdul Mehdi, one of two vice presidents and a former finance minister.

The bank said it would issue 30,000 Visa cards in Iraq by the end of the year. The company also plans to install the country’s first network of automated teller machines, which would enable cardholders to withdraw Iraqi dinars or U.S. dollars from their accounts.

The Trade Bank of Iraq is a state-owned bank founded in 2003 to facilitate Iraq’s international trade. It is capitalized at $100 million and has issued 1,537 letters of credit worth $5.7 billion since its establishment, the bank said.

First come the credit cards, then the big mortgages, loans, etc. The Iraqi Stock Market is also up, running, and expanding and improving.

I think my (upcoming) senior thesis on microlending/microfinance in developing democracies might just turn into a case study of the Iraqi and growing Eastern European economies, which is really what I want to focus on anyway…

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